AI feedback. Zero sugarcoating.
Your résumé needs
a reality check.
Get roasted by AI. Leave with a better résumé. Pick a personality for brutally honest feedback, actionable fixes, and a professional rewrite worth sending.
Start with a free basic roast. Upgrade for the rewrite.
A little heat. A lot more clarity.
Our promise, not a popularity contest
01 / The process
Laugh first.
Level up next.
For new grads, career switchers, and anyone whose résumé still says “results-driven professional.”
Illustrative roast → useful rewrite
“Your buzzwords have buzzwords.”
Instead of “leveraged cross-functional synergies,” say what you did, who it helped, and what changed. Add a real result—not an invented metric.
Bring your professional baggage.
Upload your résumé to get a basic roast preview. LinkedIn profiles and professional bios can get the same no-fluff treatment.
Choose your critic.
Brutally Honest Recruiter spots weak signals. Sarcastic CEO cuts through the fluff. Corporate Buzzword Police calls out jargon.
Turn the burn into a better draft.
See actionable improvements, then upgrade for a professional rewrite. Share the funniest results with an anonymized Résumé Roast Scorecard.
02 / Pick your heat level
Small price. Big wake-up call.
Try the punchline for free. Pay for the professional polish when you need it.
The first burn
A basic résumé roast preview. Meet your critic before you commit.
Free
The full turnaround
A complete résumé roast and professional rewrite, with actionable improvements.
$9.99
The career cleanup
The résumé, LinkedIn profile, and cover-letter package. One sharper professional story.
$24.99
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
03 / Your move
Better us than
the hiring manager.
Give your résumé a reality check before it hits someone’s inbox. Take the joke. Keep the improvements.
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