About Résumé Roast

Résumé Roast is an AI-powered reality check for résumés, LinkedIn profiles, and professional bios. We trade generic praise for entertaining, direct feedback—and useful improvements you can actually apply.

Choose the Brutally Honest Recruiter, Sarcastic CEO, or Corporate Buzzword Police. Our principle is simple: roast the writing, not the person. Every roast should help you tell a clearer professional story, with paid rewrites for a more polished application.

The funniest part can travel without your identity: an anonymized Résumé Roast Scorecard makes the feedback shareable. The goal isn’t just a laugh. It’s a better next draft.